Yes yes y'all. Well shiiiit, it is fo' realz. And itz a phat thang up in Dust as it aint nuthin but a wack thang.

Why good, biatch? Because not a god damn thang say dat dis be a straight-up game rather than havin 2 corps on tha same crew communicatin n' bein all tactical.

This is good. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Well shiiiit, it immerses playas n' help dem have funk up in tha game.

And tha wack thang is, believe it or not, there be solo playas up in Dust. Muthafuckas whoz ass aint gots tha time ta be up in a squad or they is just anti-social n' don't like rappin' ta people. This also hindaz dat ****.

Muthafuckas like, whoz ass have hood anxiety can't straight-up work well wit squadz fo' realz. And believe me dat I have tried, I try ta tell dem where tha enemy is or if they want a lift on mah dropshizzle so dat I can leave dem on tha objectizzle they desire da most thugged-out n' no one listens. In straight-up few occations one of mah thugs has listened ta mah dirty ass fo' realz. And fo' mah hood anxiety, biatch? I just find it hard ta rap ta other people. Even when sayin regular shiznit like go here n' there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I pull a lil effort just ta say dis ****.

**** dat ****, I aint sayin ta pitty mah dirty ass. Just lettin you muthafuckas dat say "Git up in a squad n' play good" Not all playas function well up in a squad n' obviously CCP didn't wanted Dust ta be a "Be wit yo' squad or f you"

This can simply be fixed. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! But if it is, matches will become mo' empty n' will take longer times ta fix as Scotty puts tha solo playas up in a game wit lil ta no squadz while tha squadded playas **** wit other squads.

And dis don't straight-up **** mah dirty ass. But I don't give a **** fo' tha other playas, since I run low ISK suits I can afford ta take a thugged-out dirtnap or just leave battle cuz I know I won't be goin ISK negative.


Now fo' tha NPE
Yo ass muthafuckas diss bout how tha **** NPE is horrible, yet you muthafuckas do lil ta fix dat yo asss fo' tha time being. Newberries gettin up in matches where they is simply redlined within tha 2 minutez of tha match, or gettin owned here n' there by proto stompers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously, if yo ass is one of dis playas dat just wants ta redline tha enemy crew or proto stomps cuz they don't want they KDR ta git harmed you muthafuckas have no muthafuckin rights ta diss bout wack NPE since yo ass is tha muthafuckas dat is causin dat ****.

And as fo' tha redlinin tha enemy crew, we all done been on both sides. We know how tha **** frustatin it is when we git redlined as we all know how tha **** borin it is when yo' crew is tha one redlining. Nothang ta bust a cap up in except fo' tha occasionizzle one dat decides ta go near tha bordaz fo' realz. And you muthafuckas won't even let dem hack at least one objective.

This holla'd, it is YOU, tha one whoz ass decides how tha **** tha NPE should be, n' I seriously be thinkin we need freshly smoked up playas eva since tha Legion fiasco thang.

So, let dem newberries hack, n' stop rockin yo' proto gear fo' a week. Not like it will bust a cap up in you Blink

And btw, whatz yo' go-to fit?
Mine has been tha same again n' again n' again props ta tha AR buff
Militia Gallente Frontline fit
With a Exile n' Toxin SMG.
Da only thang I gotta fo' is tha Nanohives which costs 900 ISK
So dat make mah fit supa skanky n' I can go 15/3 up in matches

This is a work of art. I shed a tear.